“Looking for a girl with low standards and no gag reflex!”
Those honeyed words on a profile were my introduction to the modern dating phenomenon that is Tinder. Understandably, they did nothing to disprove my long standing opinion of the increasingly popular app (“Christ, I’m not that lonely”) but after a pal revealed she actually found her boyfriend after a fateful right swipe, I swallowed my pride and pressed download. I mean, it’s 2014 – does anybody meet their other halves “in a bar on a night out with the girls” anymore?
I’m writing this on what I presume to be the eve of The Sun’s second round of ‘Check ‘em Tuesday’ (unless the newspaper has come to its senses and dropped the campaign – I’m doubtful). If you haven’t heard of it by now, the coyly named ‘Check ‘em Tuesday’ is The Sun’s latest cynical attempt to rebrand its infamous page 3 as something other than a creepy 1970s hangover.
Sick of being accosted by Rector Campaigners on Library Hill? Me too. A campaigner almost punched me in the face with a Snowden flyer today, screaming with bloodshot eyes that “I DESERVE PRIVATE E-MAILS DAMMIT!” I moved on, not wanting to get into an argument while I was already late for class, but I couldn’t help but think to myself just how… belittling it is that Edward Snowden is a genuine candidate for Glasgow University Rector.
On that note, let’s talk about game characters who should be Rector.
I fucking love an urban myth. They’re great conversation starters, ice breakers and friendship cementers. We’ve all heard them, usually starting with the classic: “my pal’s brother’s second cousin”, or “no, no seriously it’s actually my mate’s mate!” Here’s a list of some of my favourites:
It seems only inevitable that a Hunger Games Video Game is going to come out sooner or later, what with how Suzanne Collins’ cash-cow has begun to moo indignantly every time somebody mentions the decision to turn the final book – Mockingjay – into two movies. However with the somewhat lacklustre games sitting on the next-gen shelf of G-Force or Game shops, a well-designed Hunger Games video game (HGVG) could be so damn cool!
So here are the 7 things a HGVG would need to be good.
Last year I brought my girlfriend away from rare playthroughs of The Sims and tried to get her as grossly involved with video games as I am. Her introduction to games like SpyrotheDragon and BioshockInfinite was pretty successful, even leading her to go on, finish BioshockInfinite, and then cosplay as Elizabeth Comstock for Halloween.
Now it’s a new year, a new generation of consoles, and a new batch of tech and games are ready for her to play. So ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to Megan Crampsey – the noobus humanus and today’s study.
Let’s get this out of the way: Youtube – for all of the cool videos and channels it’s home to – is made up primarily of game analysis, reviews, news and playthroughs. It’s one of the reasons why I love the website so much. The best way to critique video games is by using footage from a playthrough for analysis. Like using quotes in literary analysis, it provides evidence for the many outlandish theories which come about from interpretative fiction.
But Youtube has begun to pull videos from gaming channels like AngryJoeShow and PewDiePie under quote-unquote ‘copyright infringement.’ Because these channels have been using footage from their video game playthroughs, Youtube has been ‘acting on behalf of game companies,’ to flag these videos, and has recently introduced a new automated system which rifles through every single video uploaded to Youtube very, very, very slowly searching for gameplay videos. That means that Youtubers such as Philip DeFranco (who does not review or critique video games, but runs a Monday – Thursday current events show) will have to wait up to five days to get his video approved by Youtube. Youtube Creators whose content isn’t game related will also be affected by this change. A video below by Youtuber Angry Joe goes into how it affects personal livelihoods, it’s pretty sickening.
Okay, so you’re up to speed.
But here’s the question: who does a video game playthrough really belong to?