What the Rock is Cooking


IF YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING

 Let me let you in on a little secret, jabroni. The People’s Champion, The Rock, that smell that you can smell all the way from Miami, Florida to Glasgow, Scotland is The People’s Pancakes.

 THE most electrifying man in sports entertainment needs THE most electrifying pancakes in pancakedom. Stop smelling what The Rock is cooking and start listening to what The Rock is teaching.

 Get yourself a bowl, get yourself some salt, some sugar, sift that salt ‘n’ sugar in to that bowl. You need some eggs. Turn them son bitches sideways and stick them straight into that bowl. Got milk? It doesn’t matter if you’ve got milk! (Ed note: it does)

 The Rock says you take your ladle. You take some butter. Then you’re gonna take a frying pan. Shine it up real nice. Then stick that butter straight into the frying pan!

 You can’t raise The People’s Eyebrow without The People’s Pancakes. There would be no going one on one with The Great One if the great one had not had his People’s Pancakes. #Boots2Asses would never have trended worldwide without The People’s Pancakes.

 This is how you make People’s Pancakes for the millions (and millions) of The Rock’s fans. Finally…The Rock has come back! To qmunicate.

 IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK. IS. COOKING.

(You can purchase The Rock’s pancakes at his bakery – Know Your Roll)

[Scott Wilson @HeartofFire]

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