Police in New Zealand have cracked down on an “organised operation” linked with the meth trade, which relies on mass theft of garden gnomes. Officers discovered over 300 of the stolen porcelain pests but unfortunately the perp was gnowhere to be found.
Ukrainian separatists have announced the winner of their competition to find their region’s most patriotic cat. The lucky puss Tima was said to be over the moon, after impressing the judges by licking his balls in time to the national anthem.
A phallic shaped snow shower blasted into Plymouth during the recent bad weather, prompting some hilarity when shown on the BBC weather forecast. Mass confusion followed as women learned what seven inches really looked like.
- A lucky rooster has hit the headlines in China after escaping death in his zoo home 3 times, and has become a bit of a viral celebrity. He has even served as an honorary chief of the local traffic police, resolving the age old question – why did the chicken cross the road?
A man was punched in the face on the New York subway for looking a lot like Shia Labeouf. The perplexed victim guessed at the motive for the attack “Did he just see his last performance art piece?”
May 12th, 2014:
A ‘bitch’ did indeed become one of Jay-Z’s 99 problems as Beyonce’s sister Solange had a go at him in an elevator. Beyonce made a hasty retreat and the internet hasn’t shut up about it since.
May 16th, 2014:
Shoppers in London were absolutely buzzin’ as a swarm of 5,000 honeybees decided to make a flagship Topshop store their new home.